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BOOBBLASTER
PLAY
THE GAME
PLAY BIG SCREEN
PLAY TINY SCREEN
HELPFUL
HINTS
RELEASE
NOTES
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BoobBlaster
Trivia
The
highest known BB score is over 2,500,000.
To
score that high, you must either read the helpful hints,
or figure out the winning strategy the hard way.
You
can set the background to solid black and adjust the rotation
speed in the "options" page.
The
sultry female voice heard in many of the sound effects
wasn't one of the Fire Girls, but the nanny.
Alex
Firestone breaks into a random home every night in North
America. If he catches you playing BoobBlaster,
he gives you eight million dollars.
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Release
Notes for the Free Version of
Alex Firestone's Boob Blaster
ALEX
FIRESTONE'S BOOB BLASTER (AFBB)
RELEASE
NOTES, version 0.96 Beta
June
14, 2005
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AFBB
is freeware. Anyone over 18 years of age
may play it.
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AFBB
is copyrighted, and the name "Alex Firestone's
Boob Blaster" is a pending trademark.
You may not sell the game, or access to it.
While it is free to trade and play, it is the
intellectual property of Alex Firestone Productions,
LLC, which also owns the domain name "boobblaster.com."
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The
game is a Flash/Shockwave file. Any browser,
updated with the Flash Player from www.adobe.com,
can play this game.
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Unlike
many freeware games, AFBB does not contain bannerware,
spyware, trojan horses or viruses. It's
just a fun, straightfoward game.
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The
game contains sexual images and sounds.
Do not launch or play this game if you are under
18 years old. Do not let the game be seen
or accessed by anyone under the age of 18.
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The
game is offered without warranty. It could
contain bugs and errors.
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The
user plays at his/her own risk, and by doing so,
releases Alex Firestone Productions, LLC from
all liability any possible harm, psychological
or otherwise, that may result from downloading
or playing this game.
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The
sounds in the Boob Blaster game are either (a)
Alex's own recordings, (b) sounds licensed to
Alex Firestone, or (c) freeware. The "trojan man"
soundbyte is a recording of Alex Firestone and
Fitzpatrick Thompson, and was not copied from
any previous recordings, nor used as a paid promotion
by or for Trojan Brand Condoms (Trojan is a registered
trademark of Church & Dwight Co. Inc.), but Alex
Firestone does encourage the use of their fine
products. The "oh crap" and "eat your meat, pussy"
soundbytes are simulations of moments from live
performances by actor/comedian Jim Gaffigan, who
has not endorsed this game, nor participated in
its creation. Alex Firestone just happens to really
like Jim
Gaffigan.
ENHANCEMENTS
SINCE VERSION 0.95B
"Healed"
cock speed bug fixed. (0.96B)
Two
missing sounds now play. (0.96B)
Death
by Ben-Wa crash fixed. (0.96B)
Rules
screen updated. (0.96B)
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This
is BoobBlaster, the adult video game about Alex and
the Fire Girls, created by Alex and some of our members.
It's
similar to the classic arcade game "Asteroids,"
but with boobs and cocks, and a lot more options, features,
surprises, and sex!
This
is Beta Version 0.96, from 2005. The final version
will be posted in the Members Area.
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"Asteroids" arcade game is the intellectual property
of Atari, Inc., which has not endorsed nor collaborated
in any way with Alex Firestone in the creation of BoobBlaster,
which is an original work that is indirectly an hommage
to Asteroids and its many third-party derivative arcade
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